The operation

"Doc," says John, "I want to be castrated."
"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
"It's something I've been thinking about for a very long time and I want to have it done" replies John.
"But have you thought it through properly?" asked the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done it cant be reversed. It will change your life forever!"
"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind; either you
book me in to be castrated or I'll go to another doctor."
"Well, I will do it", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"
So John undergoes the operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says John, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."
"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 42 years of life that I would want be circumcised."
ohn stared at him in horror and screamed, "#@*^&! THAT'S the word!"

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