Insomnia

A man went to the doctor with severe insomnia. The doctor gave him a physical examination and found nothing wrong with the man. Doctor said, "Listen, if you really want to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "But I can't. My wife refuses to sleep all alone."

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