Miss Kaufman's indigestion

The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son--a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him among other things,
that he cured Miss Stanford, an aged and wealthy spinster, of her chronic indigestion. "My boy," said the old doctor, "I'm proud of you, but Miss Stanford's indigestion is what put you through medical school."

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